These ways to get fired from your job won’t become Darwin Awards — but they’re not bad, either!
#1: Replace the motivational posters with wanted posters of your boss. Make sure they say, “Wanted for Fraud and Aggravated Assault.”
#2: Bring a shovel and a bible to work, tell your boss your church group is performing an exorcism and have chosen him as a sacrifice.
#3: Go to Home Depot, buy a sack of dirt, and add it to the lunch room coffee grounds. It will be interesting to see who is the first to taste the difference.
#4: Note the times your boss is a jerk. At your performance review, show him all you’ve had to put up with.